Archive for the ‘Trivial Bull’ Category


Friday, September 19th, 2014

A word I just made up to describe the feeling you get when you discover a previously unknown, informative portion of the internet that you know will delight you for some time to come.

Don’t Hate Yourself

Saturday, April 5th, 2014

Paraphrasing from Carl Van Vechten:

Don’t Expect Anything

Don’t hate yourself

Ethical Botnet

Friday, October 25th, 2013

Compromised website installs cracked MATLAB on your computer along with tutorial.

Compromised website installs anti-virus and CCleaner on your computer.

Terrestrial Regret

Saturday, June 22nd, 2013

I wonder if the Earth ever regrets anything.

Like, “Fuck me. Why did I break up Pangaea? The continents looked so good together. I am a manipulative asshole.”

“I wish I could take back the Himalayas.”

“Good God. Why did I spend so much time on the Mediterranean Sea?”

Youth is Wasted on the Young

Wednesday, June 19th, 2013

Privilege is wasted on the privileged.

Privileged youth is wasted on the privileged young.

Trees are wasted on Brazilian ranchers.