Category: Trivial Bull

shelambilism

A word I just made up to describe the feeling you get when you discover a previously unknown, informative portion of the internet that you know will delight you for some time to come.

Ethical Botnet

Compromised website installs cracked MATLAB on your computer along with tutorial.

Compromised website installs anti-virus and CCleaner on your computer.

Terrestrial Regret

I wonder if the Earth ever regrets anything.

Like, “Fuck me. Why did I break up Pangaea? The continents looked so good together. I am a manipulative asshole.”

“I wish I could take back the Himalayas.”

“Good God. Why did I spend so much time on the Mediterranean Sea?”