Took my mysterious friend six hours to make. Lasted all of half of one.
This is outright discrimination against dinosaurs. There are exactly 0 dinosaur students at this school — unlike the African American students, they can’t even fight against this racism. Kicking a man when he’s extinct, that’s just low.
Chicago, city of chapped lips.
I long for the humid, moist days of the Louisiana bayou.
In my youth, I played with alligators…and fire.
Then, once I matured, I played with the feisty Cajun women of the swamps.
They were dirty, grimey, but sweat has an irresistible appeal.
Alas, life is not always so simple.
It is more simple.